Snark City - Product Index

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" DON'T HAVE THE BLOOD-ALCOHOL LEVEL TO DEAL WITH YOU TODAY."

"...ONE DRINK AWAY FROM TELLING EVERYONE WHAT I REALLY THINK"

"2 WORDS, 1 FINGER."

"4 YEARS PAST MY BEDTIME"

"99% H APPY FOR YOU" + "...1% JEALOUS"

"A LATE BIRTHDAY CARD..." + "...IS BETTER THAN A LATE PERIOD"

"AFTER TUESDAY, EVEN THE CALENDAR SAYS WTF"

"AFTER TUESDAY, EVEN THE CALENDAR SAYS WTF"

"ALL IN A DAY" 2 PC BUTTON SET

"ALTHOUGH THE VOICES AREN'T REAL, THEY HAVE SOME PRETTY GOOD IDEAS"

"ALTHOUGH THE VOICES AREN'T REAL, THEY'VE GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD IDEAS."

"ALTHOUGHT THE VOICES AREN'T REALY, THEY HAVE SOME PRETTY GOOD IDEAS"

"AM I SKINNY YET?"

"AM I THE LAST SANE PERSON ON THIS PLANET?"

"BAD IDEA... WHAT TIME?"

"BETTER YOU THAN ME" + "GET WELL SOON!"

"BITCHES BE SIPPIN' "

"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH"

"BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUP"

"CARPE DIEM... I THINK I SEIZED THE WRONG DAMN DAY."

"CHUG IT LIKE IT'S WINE"

"CLASSY SASSY & A LITTLE BIT SMART ASSY"

"CONDOMS PREVENT MINIVANS"

"CONDOMS PREVENT MINIVANS"

"CUTE BUT PSYCHO"

"CUTE DOESN'T COVER CRAZY"

"DAMN RIGHT I'M GOOD IN BED, I CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS"

"DAMN RIGHT I'M GOOD IN BED, I CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS"

"DAMN, I'M CUTE"

"DEAR HATERS, PICK A FINGER"

"DINNER IS POURED"

"DO I LOOK LIKE I RISE + SHINE?"

"DO I LOOK LIKE I RISE + SHINE?"

"DO I LOOK LIKE I RISE + SHINE?"

"DO NOT... DISTURB"

"DON'T FOLLOW ME, I DO STUPID SHIT..."

"DON'T GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS. KEEP SLEEPING."

"DRINK DRANK DRUNK"

"DRINKS WELL WITH OTHERS"

"DRINKS WELL WITH OTHERS"

"EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, SOMETIMES THE REASON IS THAT YOU'RE STUPID + YOU MAKE BAD DECISIONS"

"EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING"

"EVERYTHING I LIKE IS EITHER EXPENSIVE, ILLEGAL, OR WON'T TEXT ME BACK."

"EXERCISE MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER NAKED. SO DOES WINE. YOUR CHOICE."

"GIVE ME COFFEE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN, AND WINE TO ACCEPT THE THOSE THAT I CANNOT"

"GOOD LUCK" + "YOU'LL FREAKIN NEED IT"

"GOOD MORNING AMERICA, WHAT ARE YOU OFFENDED BY TODAY?"

"GOOD MORNING WORLD! YOUR LITTLE RAY OF SARCASTIC SUNSHINE HAS ARRIVED."

"GROWN ASS WOMAN"

"HAD TO CLEAN MY HOUSE FOR 2 HOURS JUST TO TELL MY GUESTS 'SORRY FOR THE MESS' "

"HANDS OFF" + "WE ALL HAVE BAGGAGE"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" + "DEATH HAS NEVER BEEN CLOSER"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" + "YOU LITTLE RAY OF SARCASTIC SUNSHINE"

"HATERS GONNA HATE"

"HEAVILY MEDICATED FOR YOUR SAFETY"

"HEY! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!" + "MINE, NOT YOURS"

"HOLY CRAP!" + "YOU'RE OLD!"

"I CAN'T PEOPLE TODAY"

"I COULD GIVE UP SHOPPING, BUT I'M NOT A QUITTER."

"I DAYDREAM WHILE DRIVING AND WONDER.... HOW IN THE WORLD DID I MAKE IT HOME?"

"I DO WHATEVER THE LITTLE VOICES TELL ME TO DO."

"I DO YOGA TO RELIEVE STRESS. JUST KIDDING, I DRINK WINE IN YOGA PANTS."

"I DON'T GIVE A SIP!"

"I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE. OR MORNINGS. OR PEOPLE"

"I DON'T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT, I NEED PEOPLE TO STOP PISSING ME OFF"

"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT"

"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY. I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT"

"I DON'T THINK MY INNER CHILD IS EVER MOVING OUT!!"

"I DON'T THINK MY INNER CHILD IS EVER MOVING OUT."

"I FOLLOWED MY HEART AND IT LED ME TO THE FRIDGE"

"I GOTTA GOOD HEART, BUT THIS MOUTH...."

"I HAD TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE TODAY..."

"I HATE BEING LATE, BUT I'M DAMN GOOD AT IT."

"I HAVE A CONDITION THAT PREVENTS ME FROM GOING ON A DIET...I GET HUNGRY"

"I HAVE NEVER FAKED A SARCASM IN MY LIFE"

"I HAVE NEVER FAKED A SARCASM."

"I HAVE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS DAY. (I DO HOWEVER, HAVE A TON OF OBSCENE GESTURES)"

"I MADE A HUGE TO DO LIST FOR TODAY. I JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS GOING TO DO IT."

"I MAKE POUR DECISIONS"

"I MIGHT BE CRAZY... BUT AT LEAST I KEEP IT FUN"

"I MIGHT LOOK LIKE I AM DOING NOTHING, BUT IN MY HEAD, I AM QUITE BUSY."

"I NEED A 6 MONTH VACATION. TWICE A YEAR." + "DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK"

"I RUN ENTIRELY ON CAFFEINE + INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS"

"I RUN ENTIRELY ON CAFFEINE, SARCASM, + INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS."

"I WANT TO BE A NICE PERSON, BUT EVERYONE IS JUST SO STUPID"

"I WANT TO BE A NICE PERSON... BUT EVERYONE IS JUST SO STUPID"

"I WAS GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD THIS MORNING BUT I OVERSLEPT. POSTPONED. AGAIN."

"I WILL LOSE THIS AT THE BAR TONIGHT"

"I WISH I WAS AS THIN AS MY PATIENCE"

"I WOULD LIKE TO CONFIRM THAT I DO NOT CARE"

"I WOULD LIKE TO CONFIRM THAT I DO NOT CARE"

"I WOULD LIKE TO CONFIRM THAT I DO NOT CARE"

"IF FOUND EMPTY PLEASE REFILL"

"IF I BLOCKED YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND YOU SEE ME IN REAL LIFE THE BLOCK STILL APPLIES"

"IF I CAN'T BE A GOOD EXAMPLE, I'LL HAVE TO BE A HORRIBLE WARNING"

"IF I CAN'T BE A GOOD EXAMPLE, I'LL HAVE TO BE A HORRIBLE WARNING."

"IF I CAN'T BE A GOOD EXAMPLE, I'LL JUST HAVE TO BE A HORRIBLE WARNING"

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE"

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS... BRING ME A BEER"

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS... GO AWAY"

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS.... BRIN ME SOME WINE"

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS.... GET OFF MY ASS!"

"I'M ACTUALLY NOT FUNNY, I'M JUST MEAN AND PEOPLE THINK I'M JOKING"

"I'M NOT ACTUALLY FUNNY I'M JUST MEAN AND PEOPLE THINK I'M JOKING"

"I'M NOT ALWAYS A BITCH, SOMETIMES I'M ASLEEP"

"I'M NOT ALWAYS A BITCH... SOMETIMES I'M ASLEEP"

"I'M NOT ANTISOCIAL, I'M PRO-LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE"

"I'M NOT LAZY, I'M ON ENERGY SAVING MODE"

"I'M NOT RUDE. I JUST SAY WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS THINKING."

"I'M SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR"

"I'M SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR"

"I'M SILENTLY CORRECTING YOUR GRAMMAR"

"I'M SMILING... THAT SHOULD SCARE YOU"

"IN DOG BEERS, I'VE ONLY HAD ONE"

"IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED"

"IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED"

"IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED"

"IN OUR FAMILY... WE DON'T HIDE CRAZY... WE PUT IT ON THE FRONT PORCH AND GIVE IT A COCKTAIL."

"IN YOUR DREAMS

"INSTANT FUN, JUST ADD ALCOHOL"

"IT'S ALL SHITS + GIGGLES UNTIL SOMEONE GIGGLES + SHITS"

"IT'S BETTER TO ARRIVE LATE THAN TO ARRIVE UGLY"

"IT'S BETTER TO ARRIVE LATE, THAN TO ARRIVE UGLY."

"IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE, I DO WHAT I WANT. THE END."

"I'VE BEEN NAUGHTY... AND IT WAS WORTH IT"

"JUST BECAUSE I'M AWAKE DOESN'T MEAN I'M READY TO DO THINGS."

"JUST FILE IT UNDER 'WHO CARES' "

"KEEP HONKING, I'M RELOADING"

"LEAVE ME ALONE"

"LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M ONLY TALKING TO MY CAT TODAY."

"LET'S DRINK WINE AND JUDGE PEOPLE"

"LET'S JUST ASSUME I'M ALWAYS RIGHT"

"LIFE HAPPENS WINE HELPS"

"LIST OF THINGS I'M HANDLING WELL. 1. "

"MAY CONTAIN ALCOHOL"

"MAYBE IT'S THE WINE TALKING BUT I WANT MORE WINE"

"MAYBE SWEARING WILL HELP"

"MAYBE SWEARING WILL HELP"

"MONDAY MUST BE A MAN. IT COMES TOO FAST."

"MY FANTASY IS HAVING TWO MEN AT ONCE... ONE COOKING, ONE CLEANING."

"MY HEAD SAYS GYM, BUT MY HEART SAYS TACOS"

"MY LEVEL OF SARCASM IS TO A POINT WHERE I DO'NT EVEN KNOW IF I'M KIDDING OR NOT."

"MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT DERAILED AND THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS."

"NEED. MORE. SLEEP."

"NEED. MORE. SLEEP."

"NEED. MORE. SLEEP."

"NEED. MORE. SLEEP."

"NEED. MORE. SLEEP."

"NETFLIX... CHILL"

"NOPE NOT TODAY"

"NOT LISTENING"

"NOT TODAY SATAN"

"NOT YOUR SUNSHINE"

"OBLIGATORY THANK YOU CARD"

"OFF LIMITS" 2 PC BUTTON SET

"ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU NEER GO BACK."

"ONE CAT SHORT OF CRAZY"

"ONE DRINK AWAY FROM TELLING EVERYONE WHAT I REALLY DRINK"

"ONLY TRUST PEOPLE THAT LIKE BIG BUTTS, THEY CANNOT LIE"

"OUT OF MY MIND... BACK IN FIVE MINUTES"

"PLEASE MAKE THE STUPID PEOPLE SHUT UP"

"PLEASE MAKE THE STUPID PEOPLE SHUT UP"

"PRETENDING TO BE A MATURE ADULT IS EXHAUSTING"

"PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. YOU'VE GOT BITCHES TO BATTLE & MEN TO DESTROY."

"PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER..." + "YOU'VE GOT BITCHES TO BATTLE & MEN TO DESTROY"

"RANDOM CRAP INSIDE" + "NOT YOUR SUITCASE"

"ROLL ME IN FAIRY DUST AND CALL ME A UNICORN"

"ROLL ME IN FAIRY DUST AND CALL ME A UNICORN."

"ROLL ME IN FAIRY DUST.... AND CALL ME A UNICORN"

"RUNNIN' ON COFFEE + CUSS WORDS"

"RUNNIN' ON COFFEE + CUSS WORDS"

"RUNNIN' ON COFFEE + CUSS WORDS"

"RUNNIN' ON COFFEE + CUSS WORDS"

"SARCASM IS MY SUPERPOWER"

"SARCASM IS MY SUPERPOWER"

"SARCASM IS MY SUPERPOWER"

"SARCASTIC + BITCHY" 2 PC BUTTON SET

"SCREW PERFECTION"

"SCREW PERFECTION"

"SHH... NO ONE CARES"

"SIPPITY DOO DAH SIPPITY YAY!"

"SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK"

"SOME DAYS I HAVE MY SHIT TOGETHER..."

"SORRY IF I LOOK INTERESTED, I'M NOT"

"SORRY I'M LATE, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE HERE"

"SORRY I'M LATE. I DIDN'T WANT TO COME."

"STOP GLOBAL WHINING"

"STOP GRABBING ME LIKE THAT!" + "WILL WORK FOR TRAVEL"

"STOP PETTING MY PEEVES"

"SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP"

"TAKE MY ADVICE, I'M NOT USING IT"

"THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE EVERYONE CAN KISS MY ASS"

"THE STRUGGLE IS REAL"

"THE STRUGGLE IS REAL"

"THE WEEKENDER" 2 PC BUTTON SET

"THERE'S NO NEED TO DRIVE ME CRAZY, I'M CLOSE ENOUGH TO WALK"

"TODAY I REFUSE TO GIVE A SHIT!"

"TODAY I REFUSE TO GIVE A SHIT"

"TODAY'S MOOD: BITCHY WITH A CHANCE OF SARCASM"

"TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN"

"TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN"

"TURNS OUT I'M NOT AN AFTERNOON PERSON EITHER"

"VACATION CALORIES DON'T COUNT" + "ARE WE THERE YET?"

"WATCH OUT FOR THE IDIOT BEHIND ME"

"WELL AREN'T YOU JUST A FUN FILLED LITTLE LOLLIPOP DIPPED IN PSYCHO!"

"WHAT HAPPENED... LAST NIGHT?"

"WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME, DON'T"

"WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT MY DRIVING..... BUT DID YOU DIE?"

"WHISKEY MAKES ME FRISKY"

"WINE BECAUSE IT'S NOT GOOD TO KEEP THINGS BOTTLED UP"

"WINE ME UP.... AND TURN ME ON"

"WINE. BECAUSE ADULTING IS HARD."

"WOW! LOOK AT YOU, ADULTING ALL OVER THE PLACE" + "CONGRATS!"

"YOGA CLASS? I THOUGHT YOU SAID POUR A GLASS"

"YOU LOOK LIKE I NEED A DRINK"

3pc Pin Button Set

3pc Pin Button Set

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